The Rear Guard: A Butt Deodorant Review That's Just A Little Cheeky!
Suffering from a putrid posterior?
We approach this delicate subject butt first (face on just won’t do it) and review some of the best products to help eliminate this noxious situation.
We all know that this bit of anatomy (and indeed, its immediate surrounds) can get sweaty and smelly, especially during those hot and humid summer months.
And let's face it, nobody wants to terrify friends, fellow gym members or intimate companions. That's where butt deodorant comes in.
Now, you may be wondering "butt deodorant? Is that even a thing?" Well, it most certainly is. Butt deodorant, or as some call it, "booty spray" is a product designed to keep your backside smelling fresh and clean all day long. It's like regular deodorant, but for your butt.
So why would you need butt deodorant, you ask? Well, for starters, it can help prevent odor and embarrassing sweat stains on your clothes. Nobody wants to walk around with a giant wet spot on the back of their pants. And let's be real, sometimes regular deodorant just isn't enough to combat the stink coming from down below.
Butt deodorant also helps keep sensitive skin healthy and happy. Excessive moisture in the butt area and nether regions can lead to skin irritation, chafing, and even painful rashes. Applying butt deodorant can help absorb excess moisture and prevent these uncomfortable issues from arising.
And let's not forget about the confidence boost that comes with having a fresh and clean behind. You'll be able to sit and stand without worrying about any unpleasant odors, which can make all the difference in your day-to-day life.
Now, I know what you may be thinking - "Do I really need butt deodorant?" The answer is, it's up to you. If you find that you have issues with sweat and odor in your butt area, then it may be worth giving butt deodorant a try. It's an easy and affordable solution to a common problem.
So, don't be shy - give butt deodorant a chance. Your behind (and everyone around you) will thank you.
Super Fresh Lady Parts Powder Deodorant Lotion
Why We Love It
Super Fresh Lady Parts Feminine Hygiene Powder Deodorant Lotion is a perfect solution for all the women out there who want to keep their lady parts smelling good.
The product is designed to keep your body fresh and prevent irritation, chafing, and rash near the breasts, bra-line, thighs, crotch and backside.
This natural deodorant is made with ingredients such as oat flour, arrowroot powder, witch hazel, kaolin clay and organic aloe, this deodorant lotion is a perfect alternative to messy body powders.
It goes on smooth and dries to a silky body powder layer of anti-chafe, anti-odor protection. It's a quick-drying lotion-to-powder deodorant that is perfect for preventing itch, irritation, chafing and absorbing mild sweat.
The aluminum-free formula is great for your private areas, underboob sweat as well as other body areas like feet and skinfolds.
Super Fresh Lady Parts Feminine Hygiene Body Powder Deodorant Lotion is a natural product that is moisture-absorbing, talc-free, aluminum-free, and paraben-free.
It is formulated, filled and sealed in the U.S.A. and is not tested on animals.
Nothing will fall off should you get them confused.
Things You Should Know
Form: Lotion to powder
Size: 4 fluid ounces
Scent: Coconut (for lady parts), Arctic Blue (for man parts)
Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (Organic), Tapioca Starch, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Stearic Acid, Polymethylsilsesquioxane, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Fragrance, Stearyl Alcohol, Carbomer, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Disodium EDTA, Potassium Sorbate, Hexylene Glycol, Sodium Hydroxide
Origin: USA
DRYYD Women’s Deodorant Antiperspirant Lotion
Why We Love It
DRYYD Women’s Deodorant Antiperspirant Lotion is a natural, talc-free formula designed to help keep your breasts, thighs, and butt dry while reducing body odor.
The lotion quickly dries to a powder, reducing chafing and excessive sweating while leaving you feeling fresh and comfortable all day long.
This formula is perfect for women who are looking for a low-mess alternative to traditional talcum powder. It will help you stay dry even on the hottest days.
If you enjoy physical activity, DRYYD Women’s Deodorant Antiperspirant Lotion will prevent rubbing, itching, chafing or burning and will keep your boobs, thighs, butt, and body clean, fresh, and cool.
The unique blend of plant-based oils, including hemp, aloe, and tea tree oil provides skin conditioning, cooling and deodorizing benefits for all parts of your body.
It is aluminum-free, talc-free, gluten-free, and paraben-free.
Use it after you shower and keep one in your gym bag to stay fresh and odor-free all day long.
Things You Should Know
Form: Cream
Size: 5 fluid ounces
Scent: Unscented
Ingredients: Water, Tapioca Starch, Polymethylsilsesquioxane, Propanediol, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Ethyl Macadamiate, Zinc Ricinoleate, Hemp Seed Oil, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, Hamamelis Virginiana Water, Tetrahydroxypropyl Ethylenediamine, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Phenoxyethanol, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Leaf Oil, Caprylyl Glycol, Polymethylsilsesquioxane, Triethanolamine, Carbomer, Potassium Sorbate
Origin: USA
Pure for Men Bum Balm
Why We Love It
Made by men for men, this raw lotion is an all-purpose moisturizer and deodorant that's suitable for all skin types, including sensitive, oily, dry, and acne-prone complexions.
With a mattifying formula, this lightweight lotion provides long-lasting relief from discomfort, leaving your skin feeling soft, smooth, and refreshed.
Pure For Men Bum Balm is formulated with all natural ingredients to help you achieve healthy, nourished, and hydrated skin.
Raw shea butter is a natural moisturizer that provides anti-aging and anti-inflammatory benefits. Mint and antibacterial clove deliver a refreshing scent that eliminates odors while nourishing your skin.
This vegan and bum balm is free from harmful chemicals and never tested on animals, making it safe for you and the environment.
Use it anywhere and everywhere on your body – especially the smelly bits.
Things You Should Know
Form: Balm
Size: 3.8 ounces
Scent: Mint & clove
Ingredients: Organic Extra Virgin Hemp Oil, Organic Virgin Coconut Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Raw Shea Butter, Organic Sustainable Palm Oil, Candelilla Wax, Spearmint Oil, Clove Oil, Peppermint Oil, Rosemary Extract
Origin: USA
Ultimate Anti-Monkey Butt Bundle
Why We Love It
A three-pronged attack on all butt crack and adjacent issues.
Fresh Balls Anti-Chafing Cream deals with moisture and bacteria and creates a smooth glide between the moving parts eliminating discomfort and allowing irritated skin to heal.
Gentle and non-irritating, this quick-drying talc-less formula dries to a silky-smooth powder to keep you and your best parts moisture-free and gliding naturally.
Anti-Monkey Butt Powder is a sweat absorber, odor and friction fighter, and anti-chafing powder.
Formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin for extra chafing protection, sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) for fighting odor, and powdered calamine, Anti-Monkey Butt Powder is a soothing cream designed to calm your skin and help keep it free from odor, chafing, and irritation.
The powder is easy to apply, and its fresh scent will leave you feeling cool and refreshed.
Whether you're running a marathon, working out at the gym, or just spending a hot summer day outside, Anti-Monkey Butt Powder will help you beat the heat and stay fresh all day long.
Asswipes All Over Wipes These flushable moist towelettes are infused with a skin-safe formula that includes the goodness of chamomile, cucumber, aloe, and vitamin E.
This means that not only will they leave your bum squeaky clean, but also make your skin soft and smooth. They come in a larger 7.25" x 7.25" size, made using a heavy-duty durable microcloth that's up to 8x stronger than other wipes.
Great for a quick cleanup in public toilets and outhouses, dirty kids, gym workouts and anywhere where you are on the go.
This is a bundle you will love but you can also get each product individually here .
Things You Should Know
Size: Fresh Balls 3.4 fluid ounces, Anti Money Butt 6 fluid ounces, Ass Wipes 45 sheets.
Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Tapioca Starch, Propanediol (Corn Derived) Zemea, Phenoxyethanol (Preservative), Carbomer, Ethylhexylglycerin (Preservative), Aminomethyl Propanol, Polysorbate-60 (Plant Derived), Xanthan Gum (Natural Thickener), Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Avena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract
Origin: USA
DUDE Wipes Mint Chill Flushable Wipes
Why We Love It
These flushable wipes are made from 100% plant sourced fibers are septic and sewer safe and are the perfect choice for individuals looking for a refreshing, environmentally-friendly alternative to traditional toilet paper.
They are 35% larger than most other flushable wipes and are perfect for those who want a more refreshed and clean feeling after using the bathroom than you can get from scratchy toilet paper.
They are perfect for use whether at home or on-the-go, allowing you to stay fresh and clean no matter where you are.
The Mint Chill scent provides a refreshing sensation and helps keep your ass cool during those hot summer months.
DUDE Wipes are made with Vitamin-E, Aloe, Eucalyptus and Tea Tree Oils which provide a cooling and refreshing sensation that lasts all day.
The plush wet wipes come in sleek dispenser packs that fit perfectly on your toilet roll holder or glove box, making them easy to access and use.
Dude wipes, wipe a billion butts a year. Add yours to the list today!
Things You Should Know
Form: Wipes
Size: 144 wipes x 3
Scent: Mint chill
Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Cocamidopropyl PG-Dimonium Chloride Phosphate, Sodium Benzoate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Citric Acid, Fragrance, Mentha Arvensis Herb Extract, Mentha Arvensis Leaf Oil, Eucalyptus Citriodora Oil, Melaleuca Alternifolia Leaf Oil, Citrus Limon Fruit Extract, Salvia Sclarea Oil, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Oil.
Origin: USA
